Food? Overrated

I have not eaten. Well, that's not true. I've had 2 properly portioned bowls of cereal and a Ho-Ho. Since 10/19 at around 1600 hours. This is probably not healthy. In fact, it is almost certainly not, but I just cannot seem to find an appetite. Perhaps I have a tapeworm. No, that works the opposite way, so it's can't be a tapeworm. Perhaps I have a cheating spouse. That's like a reverse tapeworm. Isn't it? So here I'll liken it to a bad bowel obstruction. You know, the kind that makes your balls ache like they got kicked yesterday. mmm mmm good.
My friend from zombieboomstick insists that I need to eat something. Soon. I think he's just hungry and wants me to feed him some nachos. Well, maybe I'll have some, too.

Will Smith doesn't have to cuss to sell records. Well, I do. So fuck him and fuck you, too.

Oh, not you. and not you. Yeah, YOU!