Monday football funnies

Mike Mulligan of the Chicago Sun-Times: after the Bears’ 36-10 loss to Minnesota: “Jay Cutler looked a lot better on Sunday than he has virtually the whole season. He didn't play all that well, mind you, but he wore a coat and tie to the interview room after the game instead of retreating further and further under a baseball cap, as he has done after most games.”

Adapted form DJ Gallo:
By kickoff of their next game one will be able to say of the NYG, "They have won once in the past 54 days." PLAYOFFS! You want to talk about PLAYOFFS? Here's to their good luck.

Plucked wholly from same:
"I don't think God is cruel enough to let Aaron Rodgers sit at home while Brett Favre is in the playoffs. No, God wants Favre to beat the Packers in the playoffs, too."

From http://www.cbssports.com:
Josh Katzowitz: With Larry Johnson and Bernard Scott combining for 194 yards rushing, injured back Cedric Benson was asked how the Bengals would divide the carries once he recovers. "That's a weird question," he said. "I wasn't aware I had to share time."