Uh... let us join in the Commemoration of St Barbara, virgin (bet you can't prove it)/martyr (yep)

In case you're too lazy (or wary) to click on the title link, she's the patron saint of artillerymen. I used to be one of those for a couple of years.

Also, it's the fourth of December and this is my fourth post.

After this post, anything seems funny to me. For a while. Quick, someone tell me a joke. Promise I'll laugh, just put it in the comments.