Take a deep breath.

Hold it. Ok, do you feel calm, now?

If you're one of my non-conservative dears, you can go back to your regularly scheduled programming. Or enjoy some laughs at the fear of my conservative friends and family.

So,
There's a viral story going around from some commies, er... liberals on LiveJournal about the FOGCC. It's all a lie. Read it carefully. The little signs of a hoax are all there.

It's a hoax, I'm sure you'll see that after reading a couple of these. It's War of the Worlds, all over again. This time with gun owners being attacked by the big, bad government and much cooler technology for spreading the fear.

I feel your fear. If I owned guns, I too would be fearful. Be sensible, though. Even if a great gun grab is going to happen, it will be very gradual and not crescendo until at least 2012.


Please, please don't call me at some ungodly hour of the morning in a panic.

Please?