What I learned on the first day of school, this time around.

First off, this is the 7th go I've given college, and I like school. It just never seems to work out. Even this time I'm running into little snags and hiccups. At least these are fun impediments.

As I was saying before I segued: Some girl's pants are falling off. She has a belt on, but she cannot walk any faster, because her pants will fall off. I cannot see this girl. She is so far away that I cannot perceive her with my eyes. I can, however, hear her clearly. And what I hear is that she will be naked from the waist down, if I can just figure out where the friend she is apparently waving to is and get this friend to urge pants girl to move just a bit faster.

Speaking of college girls, boobs are in, er... out for spring. As in busting out. Heh, I made a punny. It was frigid (I'm totally omitting a sweet zing, here. I cannot share it but, trust me, it's sweet.) on Monday, yet the decolletage was plunging. Boobs hanging by the nipple hairs to their coverings.

Stereotypes are not mythological things made up by the Man. Or, if they are, then sometimes people fill them with verve.

Oh, and there are 360 degrees in a circle.

I was on campus for something like three hours and this last thing was the only one I learned that had anything to do with a class for which I was signed up. OK, so I didn't learn it today, (already knew that a circle is 2*pi radians, too) but I had to put something about a class in this post.

Didn't I?