1) Send the title link to your lover
2) Wait
3) Wait
4) Wait
5) If you are still waiting, don't despair - they may not have seen the link, yet.
6) Wait
7) Wait
8) Receive your results:
a) If they never reply, you're doing it wrong and they are too nice (or chicken,
or uninterested)to tell you.
b) If they reply "Yeah, the internet is cool.", you're doing it wrong.
c) If they decry the polled as loonies, you're doing it OK.
If they reply "No, that's just wrong.", you're doing it well enough.
If they reply "Well, that used to be true, but not since I found you.", call all of your friends and tell them you "Rock the cock!"
This statement works for both sexes. Trust me, I date a doctor.
13 December 2008
How to tell if you're doing it wrong
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There is a certain assumption in the first step that derails the entire process for me.
Yeah, but if you aren't doing it, you cannot be doing it wrong much, now can you? Unless... of course... doing it wrong is why you're not doing it much...
In your case, though, I'll give you a pass. No way in hell is my padawan not, at the very least, excellent in this arena. So it must be that women, on the whole, have absolutely how to cope with the kindness, graciousness, and chivalry with which you treat them.
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